Just

[slemslempike]

Just saw someone on okcupid say they were looking for a woman with excellent skills in the bedroom, kitchen (so far so cliched yawn), and... the bathroom. What skills would you want a woman to have in the bathroom?? I'm fairly sure I don't have them, whatever they are.

Comments

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Either they're after Cluny Brown, or it's a hint that they value personal hygiene.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

"Amateur plumber Cluny Brown gets sent off by her uncle..." that sounds fab! I'd never heard of that before, I definitely want to see it.

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you'd like it!

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Cleaning?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Maybe I have the wrong end of the stick, and it's all cleaning. Poor dude has had a string of relationships where they could only dust under the bed *or* polish the over knobs. He just wants all his rooms to be clean. (I assume he has some sort of personal defect that means he cannot clean himself.)

[medland.livejournal.com]

I thought this. Someone who knows how to get those pesky grout stains shiny clean!

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Yes, I thought that too - someone who can get that shiny chrome sparkling clean without leaving any streaks.

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

I would guess watersports. Sorry. That or it's someone who really cares which way the toilet roll is hung.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I suppose it would make more sense to have watersports in the bathroom for easy clean-up. I do know someone who said they used their kitchen as the only place with a wipe-clean floor, which I guess was practical as long as one instituted a zero-second rule for dropped food.

TOILET ROLL WARS. The perfect explanation.

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

You do have a most excellent bathroom wall. What more skills in there could anyone want?

[medland.livejournal.com]

A+ comment, lol irl.

[alltheleaves.livejournal.com]

Sounds like they need help wiping their bottom.