Surveys don't know me

[slemslempike]

Well, of course they don't, that's why they're asking the questions. However, questions I was recently asked about how much they were "me" were so deeply not "me" that it made me laugh out loud in the office (where I should really be better at pretending that I haven't just given up on everything).

I rarely hold a grudge, even against people who have badly wronged me.

My attitude toward people who have treated me badly is “forgive and forget.”

If I want something from someone, I will laugh at that person’s worst jokes.

How likely are you to eat less than you want?

NOT LIKE ME AT ALL
EXTREMELY UNLIKELY

COULD NOT BE LESS LIKE ME IF IT TRIED
NO, EVEN MORE UNLIKELY THAN THAT

In addition to being barred from interesting research assignments for being variously too sober, insufficiently bisexual and encumbered with metal, I was recently unable to apply for a mystery shopping assignment because my boobs are too big. And this is an example of a grudge I will be holding for some time.

Comments

[medland.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh out loud in MY office.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Happiness all over the place!

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

I wish to hear the full story of the mystery shopper gig. Was it a shop that only does small bras?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

The shop goes larger, I think, but the specific set you had to ask about only went up to DD. I was disappointed, it's a VERY fancy shop and I would have liked an excuse to go in and try things on - there was even a 40% discount available if you ended up buying. (So would still have cost about £70, but still.)