Klutz

[slemslempike]

I was about to write an entry about the event today, but then I dropped my laptop on my nose, which hurts. It is also cut, so tomorrow I will have a scar that I am somehow going to have to explain to my colleagues in a way that doesn't sound too depressingly ridiculous.

I once stabbed myself in the forehead with my own thumbnail while attempting to put on a t-shirt.

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[oursin.livejournal.com]

I once acquired a spectacular black eye through innocent circumstance, but everyone at work eyed me up as though wondering whether to give me the Domestic Violence hotline number.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee! I once had a rather nasty bruise on my chin because I squeezed a particularly feisty spot too hard, and told all enquirers that my housemate had thrown me down the stairs. Sadly, no-one believed me, and I was forced to admit the truth.