Livejournal Poll RESULTS! Only not, because it was anonymous, obv.

[slemslempike]

Right. There is apparently a whole lot of sexin' going on which I appear to be missing out on. This is hardly fair. Fair would be spreading it around equally. Okay, so that means that everyone only gets like five minutes of groping, but I feel that's better than a select few getting all the goodness. (Of course, since I have thought of this, I get to have lots of sex. Uh oh, that's how communism keeps tripping up...) The sex and lesser spotted varieties of that type weren't included in the poll because I was more interested in things that people had done specifically for other people, kind of altruism, however small. I think I personally would be incapable of having altruistic sex, although I am more than willing to try in the pursuit of a good time cause.

The give and take among the respondents (I can't help it, it's contagious from work) was pretty equal. More people gave presents than got them, but then more people had received paid time/user pics than had given them to someone else. People are least likely to give/get something for free, and the most common thing was advice. But then I suppose that could be argued as un-altruistic, as really, who doesn't love sticking their oar in?

Also pleasing for such fluffy minded "isn't everyone lovely" liberals such as myself, people were least likely to see their friends as "soul-sucking creatures of the night". Of course, I was making the assumption that soul-sucking creature of the night was something you wouldn't want to be, but then vampires are rather popular. They are most likely to see their flist (I said it) as a source of entertainment. Now I'm thinking I should have had separate boxes for "witting" and "unwitting".

How great is livejournal? Mean: 9, Median: 9, Mode: 10.

I really wish you could do comments on the poll answers, because I really wanted to go "oh, me too!" "I thought I was the only one!" and "I have never heard of them, but I have now looked and good gracious me!". And I'm not saying for which question... oh, and for anyone feeling paranoid, lots of people I know showed up in the "love" box and nary a one in the "can't stand" box.

Comments

[jekesta]

NOBODY said they detested me????? :feels tiny bit glum:
::dances::

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I will say it if you like. Just as soon as one of these polls pops up on my flist again. (I tried to make flist on a word game the other day and was genuinely angry that it wouldn't accept it.)

*arabesque*

Farra and Selton and Jast are cheering me up a lot.

[jekesta]

Oh there are so many words that terrible computer type things won't accept. Fannish, one of them wouldn't let me have. And fanon. and squee. And yes. No, not yes, yes is a real word yes, thta was just me finishing a sentence.

shush, you're not meant to read it!!111111:D

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Bits of the ship that are in harmony so you can tell when someone's doing things wrong! Beautiful chenille socks with a stripe.

[jekesta]

And maybe when they are parking all the buttons tune together to play Build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down, and mess me around. . . . just cos that pleases me in my head, and all the elves would sing and dance while still CAREFULLY OPERATING THE SHIP and stuff yay. Yay!:):):):):):):):):):):) There were socks and spinny chairs ALL AT ONCE. I remember that bit.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It's my best bit so far. I'm not very far along though. But I feel it will be hard to surpass that.

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

I have also had no LJ-related sex. Perhaps we should...

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Altruistically, of course? Definitely! After all, it is the lot of us researchers to carry out these experiments. Plus, fun!

(I just saw someone comment on a post with an icon very similar to yours, and I thought it was you until I read it and wondered why you were being coy and referring to your flatmate. Then I twigged and felt guilty for believing you would have used bad grammar.)

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

I demand to be informed, should any remedies to the situation be initiated.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

There should be lists, and officially arranged times and meetings.

[alohomoron.livejournal.com]

I want to know if you hated my hated people!

Also, re: your last entry, I have a v scandalous thing to share, but cannot think of anything scandalous enough to ask. Damn.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Then do just the one, as I am mostly very nosey! You can use the second box to expand if you like. Or just ask a boring question.

[alohomoron.livejournal.com]

My question sounds really wrong, BUT I WAS INTRIGUED!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I had never come across them before, but having investigated....yes.