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Nov. 21st, 2015 03:22 pmThe cat has clawed great big marks into my right buttock. I am therefore withdrawing my earlier assertion (to him) as to the identity of the loveliest cat in the world. The claw marks are quite raised, though not too painful. Is he likely to have poisoned me? I should probably find some savlon.
To be fair, I startled him by suddenly throwing the duvet over him (accidentally) when I got up to go to the toilet. He is otherwise quite nice, though I could do without him attempting to wake me up by stabbing my scalp with his paws. And kneading my breasts with his paws. And coming and sitting on my neck to block the view of my laptop screen. But I enjoy him curling up next to me and rubbing against my arm. The other night I was playing Duke Nukem 3D (I have been revisting all the fps games from the 90s that I didn't play at the time), forgot that there was a cat in the house, and consequently threw my laptop across the bed in terror when I jerked my foot after encountering an enemey alien and met furry anger at 2am.
I have signed up to do a diving course! I am about to head off to do a theory session, and pool training tomorrow. Then next weekend I get to complete the actual dives in the sea "on a luxury yacht out of Hurghada". I am excited but apprehensive.
To be fair, I startled him by suddenly throwing the duvet over him (accidentally) when I got up to go to the toilet. He is otherwise quite nice, though I could do without him attempting to wake me up by stabbing my scalp with his paws. And kneading my breasts with his paws. And coming and sitting on my neck to block the view of my laptop screen. But I enjoy him curling up next to me and rubbing against my arm. The other night I was playing Duke Nukem 3D (I have been revisting all the fps games from the 90s that I didn't play at the time), forgot that there was a cat in the house, and consequently threw my laptop across the bed in terror when I jerked my foot after encountering an enemey alien and met furry anger at 2am.
I have signed up to do a diving course! I am about to head off to do a theory session, and pool training tomorrow. Then next weekend I get to complete the actual dives in the sea "on a luxury yacht out of Hurghada". I am excited but apprehensive.
