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[slemslempike]

since i got here i have driven my parents' car into the garage door and also swallowed my tongue stud. Not the ball, the whole thing.

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[nerdcakes.livejournal.com]

My daddy swallowed his false tooth once!

It was the only time he ever spent a protracted amount of time in hospital.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Ooh - are false teeth bad things to swallow, then? I hope tongue studs are more kind to the body.

[nerdcakes.livejournal.com]

I think it would have been okay if the jaggedy metal bit hadn't cut his insides. But I also got the impression that it was a bit of a freakish thing to have happened and normally it would just be a case of letting the digestive process take its course.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

There is totally a screwthreaded end loose in my insides! That probably doesn't qualify as jaggedy though.

I hear a car. I think my dad is back.