Second in a sad series

[slemslempike]

Is it normal to put sweetcorn in minestrone soup? I mean, putting sweetcorn in anything is clearly not a normal thing to do, but is it usual practice? I had to eat around it after I discovered it lurking in amongst the noodles. ALSO I just went to get a glass of water and there is a solitary kernel in the sink. Sweetcorn is stalking me.

Comments

[snowballjane.livejournal.com]

Yikes, is no meal safe? This sweetcorn menace MUST BE STOPPED.

[oursin.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeuuuuuwwww. Stamp out the lurking sweetcorn conspiracy!

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Yikes! There's clearly someone there who thinks they're adding extra goodness and/or interest to things, sadly unaware they're doing neither.

Maybe it's time for a post on the intranet? You could organise the Great Sweetcorn Rebellion of 2011.

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

*signs up*

[spiralsheep.livejournal.com]

sweetcorn in minestrone soup?

THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Sweetcorn in minestrone definitely makes me all sadface and therefore it is not normal and is Just Plain Wrong, natch. That lone kernel in the sink was clearly taunting you a second time. And re icon, I don't want to find it in my fish pie either.

[publicansdecoy.livejournal.com]

NO!

-x-

[pisica.livejournal.com]

I asked my boyfriend about this, but given that he misheard it as 'sweetporn' the discussion immediately diverted and has not been heard from since.

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

It is a conspiracy. Or an epidemic. I just got a tuna melt from the place downstairs only to find they'd put sweetcorn in it. WHY GOD WHY??