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People who speak Danish - please can someone translate "spank me"? My friend the lovely Katy wishes to make demands on her Danish boyfriend who is lacking initiative in bed.
I'm only in academia for the puns.
Nov. 28th, 2004 01:12 pmBrowsing through various sites to find quotes for work (I'm actually more productive in bed on a Sunday morning that I am in the office), I found one of my new favourite puns:
"Will it all end in tiers?"
This is a title on the British Chambers of Commerce website, referring to its official position on regional assemblies. Hehehe.
"Will it all end in tiers?"
This is a title on the British Chambers of Commerce website, referring to its official position on regional assemblies. Hehehe.
Getting progressively saner...
Nov. 24th, 2004 04:57 pmWhat could someone do to a horse to sabotage it without being obvious?
Sugar in the tank?
quickies, make out session etc in old english?
(this is one of the ones where the thread is mostly rebuffing suggestions “well, I didn’t mean Old English, I meant old English. Obviously.”
A 'home' prostitute? *AND* A place with low mountains, wide valleys and big waterfalls?
Holy juxtaposition!
Weasels and edibility
Take treacle and rice. Mix together for an explosive taste!
Sugar in the tank?
quickies, make out session etc in old english?
(this is one of the ones where the thread is mostly rebuffing suggestions “well, I didn’t mean Old English, I meant old English. Obviously.”
A 'home' prostitute? *AND* A place with low mountains, wide valleys and big waterfalls?
Holy juxtaposition!
Weasels and edibility
Take treacle and rice. Mix together for an explosive taste!
Nano, nano!
Nov. 19th, 2004 09:52 pmI really wish that all these questions were for one story. That would make my year.
Laws on Cannibalism in Massachusetts
(Um, "don't"?)
Enforce their chastity!
(it's the exclamation marks that makes the title)
What's the best sports equipment to bash a shadow with?
(MC is in an English boarding school and needs to beat shadows up with plausible things)
How does a person clean an ukulele?
(...how does one?)
How much time to make a zombie army? - Medieval death rates
(possibly my new favourite. Far fetched, yet meticulously researched)
How to humanely kill a baby?
(full of people saying "no! change the story", and one suggestion of "eat it!")
The fruit thread is puching for coconuts, with wild card additions of potatoes, butternut squash and, yes, a pineapple.
Laws on Cannibalism in Massachusetts
(Um, "don't"?)
Enforce their chastity!
(it's the exclamation marks that makes the title)
What's the best sports equipment to bash a shadow with?
(MC is in an English boarding school and needs to beat shadows up with plausible things)
How does a person clean an ukulele?
(...how does one?)
How much time to make a zombie army? - Medieval death rates
(possibly my new favourite. Far fetched, yet meticulously researched)
How to humanely kill a baby?
(full of people saying "no! change the story", and one suggestion of "eat it!")
The fruit thread is puching for coconuts, with wild card additions of potatoes, butternut squash and, yes, a pineapple.
Nanowrimo threads
Nov. 18th, 2004 04:08 pmMy new favourite nano forum thread is
"What fruit would be the easiest to break someone's nose with?"
I'm not doing nano, but I am enjoying reading the threads. "Help! I'm writing a novel set in Russia (where I've never been) at the turn of the tenth century (which I know nothing about)! Do my research for me."
"What fruit would be the easiest to break someone's nose with?"
I'm not doing nano, but I am enjoying reading the threads. "Help! I'm writing a novel set in Russia (where I've never been) at the turn of the tenth century (which I know nothing about)! Do my research for me."
from yahoo news...
Nov. 15th, 2004 02:50 pmWearing patterned shorts and a bandana-style hat, he ran through the photographers taking his picture, with typical bluster, saying: "Mind out, mind out."
It can only be...Boris Johnson. What, may I ask those with more sartorial knowledge, is a "bandana-style" hat?
It can only be...Boris Johnson. What, may I ask those with more sartorial knowledge, is a "bandana-style" hat?
